110 Reasons Why My Husband is The Best

1. His eyes sparkle and crinkle when he laughs.
2. He can take apart a toilet and but it back together on his own.
3. He always smells so good.
4. He is a very safe driver.
5. He is seriously one of the smartest people I have ever met.
6. He can make jokes about Pi.
7. He makes awesome homemade chicken noodle soup.
8. He helps me name inanimate objects with people names.
9. He makes trips to the grocery store romantic.
10. He sends me links to turtles/giraffes/kitties when I am blue.
11. His “pretty dress” joke.
12. He is not to high brow for a good fart joke.
13. He likes washing my hair in the shower.
14. He calls me at work when he wants to share something really interesting or funny.
15. He works at his job because he really likes it.
16. He always makes my birthday super special.
17. He is okay with having breakfast for dinner.
18. He has a really nice bum.
19. He puts the toothpaste on my toothbrush every morning.
20. He loves BOGO.
21. He says good morning to Don on CBC radio faithfully.
22. He both is and is not a mamma’s boy.
23. He always helps his friends out even with crappy jobs.
24. He makes really good coffee.
25. He sits on the side of the tub and pours water on my back.
26. He lets me pick his body wash.
27. He can play Barbie’s with little girls.
28. He cleans up after himself when he is sick.
29. He totally supported me through Clomid.
30. He thinks Homer Day is funny.
31. His gifts to me are always so thoughtful.
32. He only says no when there is a good reason.
33. He taught me about slop.
34. He doesn’t say “I love you” casually.
35. He is not uptight about money
36. He does not care about farts.
37. He tells good bedtime stories.
38. He eats whatever I cook even if it sucks.
39. He makes mooing noises when we drive by cows.
40. His total devotion to all things Rush.
41. His explanation of the Time Cube.
42. He makes killer scrambled eggs.
43. He is never (hardly ever) cranky in the morning.
44. He gives the cutest voice to our cats.
45. He never fails to kiss me good night, even when he’s mad.
46. He never complains when my beard is thicker then his.
47. He always brings me glass bottle when he goes to PEI.
48. He is good with babies.
49. He is always nice to my mom.
50. He talks to my crazy drunk brother on the phone.
51. He comes in with me at the Dr.’s office.
52. He is good at carving a turkey.
53. He can really keep a secret.
54. He is very compassionate.
55. He doesn’t care if I go to bed angry.
56. He never makes me feel inferior because of my infertility.
57. He loves his sisters.
58. He understands that sometimes cramps are the end of the world.
59. He rarely gets drunk and stupid.
60. He has a really sexy back and shoulders.
61. He always listens to me gripe about work.
62. He loves to read.
63. He listens to me talk about my dreams, figuratively and literally.
64. He can be the bad guy when he needs to be.
65. He has a wonderful variety of friends.
66. He will go into Lush to “just smell” with me.
67. He volunteers for Operation Red Nose.
68. He is affectionate in public.
69. He is never afraid to try new foods.
70. He knows what the “Carrot Store” is.
71. He is a great back scratcher.
72. He goes to the skating party every year.
73. He plays the same “game” with me every Christmas Eve.
74. He thinks its okay to bring a book out to breakfast so you can read & eat.
75. He makes a kick ass Robot Butler.
76. He always helps me on the computer.
77. He never laughs at me when I cry ‘cause Leo died.
78. He loves a good movie date night.
79. He makes awesome costumes.
80. He has very kissable lips.
81. He understands why it is awesome that “God put his picture on the fridge”
82. He thinks my glasses are sexy.
83. He often comes to have lunch with me at work.
84. He drank red wine with me on our first anniversary.
85. He doesn’t notice how grey I am going.
86. He understands that Trailer Breakfast is a thing a beauty to be revered.
87. He loves Lost as much as I do.
88. He loves Pamcakes.
89. He understands the smell of Sunlight dish liquid brings out the crazy in me.
90. He understands the deviation from a plan is hard on me.
91. He loves the Bunnies at White Point as much as I do.
92. He never resents it when I want to do stuff with other people.
93. He eats purple popcicles far from me.
94. He doesn’t laugh if I say SIN number or PIN number.
95. He doesn’t get grossed out when I talk about lady stuff.
96. He understands that celebrating milestones is important to me.
97. He remembers to do things like test the smoke detector.
98. He thinks that Steak & a Blow Job Day is funny.
99. He gets along really well with my Big Brother.
100. He gets really mad if people are mean to me.
101. He indulges my addiction to Starbucks.
102. He lives by the Tomato code
103. He thinks that charity auctions are fun.
104. He drives me all over the place without complaint.
105. He bought me a beautiful house.
106. He always votes.
107. He is not afraid of hard work.
108. His Meggy dance.
109. He always does his share of house work.
110. He is the best husband in the world.