Humiliations Galor!

My body hates me. I am pretty sure that this is not an exaggeration. I haven't been all that kind to my body in my life so now it is out too seek revenge on me in any and every way possible. For the past two weeks I have been having this pseudo period. Just enough to ruin any fun plans that Gil and I might have... home... alone. (wink) But nothing .... you know... heavy. That is until I was at my staff Christmas party/dinner wedged at a table between my boss and a co-worker at which point unknown to me the taps turn on full force so when I stand up, jeans soaked though. Lovely. I am having all my bits taken out, that is it!